Hi Fred, Hi Peter. I had another bad day...
wat r doz slipperz maed out ob?
today is just one of those days.
fings r just off 2 a bad start...
Eber hab wun ob dose days wen anudder dog digs up ur bone and teh kiddy pool springs a leek?
awww dats turrible, but dun gib up!
Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?
hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!
And you thought YOUR monday was bad.
mondays are not fun at awl!
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