Woah . . . back up. You has puppy breath.
ug jus brush ur teef.
TicTacs, TICTACS!! For the love of Ceiling Cat, eat a Tictac!
brush yer teefies, goggie!
Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!
mebbe u need sumfing strongers?
Take the hint.
if ai haz told u once, ai haz told u twice!
My inner monologue... still has dog breath
ai habs sum advice 4 u...
oh man! adn u fink AI gotz bad bref!
u eated my leest faborite fing!
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