Ai noes teh ansur teechur! Teh ansur is bacon. Bacon is always teh ansur.

so much lernin mai bwain hurtz.

Hey Lassie, where's Timmy? Don't know, don't care. Word.

What'cha thinkin 'bout, Tini? I dunno. Hot dogs, mostly.

THE ANSWER IS NO AND SHALL ALWAYS, UNDER EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE, BE NO. GO AWAY NOW

Sometimes I ask myself, "Why does that ball keep getting bigger?" And then it hits me...