Psst... dude, don't you know anything about "bases"?

I refute your hypothesis

Eben wen goggiez are borkded dey gotz mor happee dan mowst peepl.

How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...

Oh hai Mr. Boyfrend! Ders plenty of room for you

Thunder is scary to us! Can we sleep wif u?