I haz an accident wif mustard
howl-o-ween iz coming up u noe!
MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME! Oooh. Doesn't look like you'll be able to do that ever again, though.
dun wurrie, i will halps!
Guess What! Guess What! Guess What! Ai peed on ur shoez.
Has U ebr seen a pillo espload? Cuz I has... I did...juzt nao...dat wut happnd...Ur lookin luvely tuday!
Wuz Top Uv Pyramid But Den I DROOLED
We don't need a new car you said, this one runs fine you said. Yeah well now look who's walking to the nearest gas station!
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