Guess What! Guess What! Guess What! Ai peed on ur shoez.

Has U ebr seen a pillo espload? Cuz I has... I did...juzt nao...dat wut happnd...Ur lookin luvely tuday!

Charles had discovered -- quite by accident -- how to ride the swing without being pushed. FERTTT!

Wuz Top Uv Pyramid But Den I DROOLED

We don't need a new car you said, this one runs fine you said. Yeah well now look who's walking to the nearest gas station!

You think you had a Bad week

Did not think... ...deck stopped here.