sry but ai cudn't help it...
dis seemz liek a rly bad idea...
If ai luk sad enufs, wuld you forgib wut ai did to the rug?
ok but u has 2 lukz real sad!
Did Basement Cat go back to the Basement? He scared to crap out of me. Sorry about the floor behind me.
dun be scurred, ceiling dog will sabe u!
GOOD THING YOU R HOME! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE HALLWAY!
ai fink u need 2 pologize!
befor uz goez upstaerz ai kan splanez.
ai mait hab had a widdle aksident...