How to get free noms:
1. Look cute
2. Look sad
3. if 1 and 2 don't work, start whining
ai shure do lub gettin' treets!
i kant finds my happi plaz :(
u juss needz a gud friend 2 halps cheer u upz!
Soooo Saaddds Nofin' to do
ai noez wut u need!!
sad goggie needs a treat
it bettur b delissush!!
Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...
but, u sayd dere wud b sum here!
I liek Vancouver Moar.
meh 2, wittle goggie pal!
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