u looked sad, so wez bwot u a stik.
errybuddy luvs stiks amirite?
I iz havin a sad. Come back laturz, maybe wif a hotdog.
her iz sum advise on how 2 feel betrz!
My owner enjoyz looking at teh LOLcat site...
aww dun b so sad, kittehs r owr fwends!
and then he said i was fat!!
meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...
They never let me drive.
wel, wut iz da wurst dat cud happn?
I lost mommee,anybody seen mommee?
Don't give up little one!
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
peein' is a favbrit passtime!