Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So ye 'n ye sea goggie monster better celebrate together! Enjoy yer pillaging!
yu'll b srry u eber nuetrd meh!
Aarg, Matey! We shall find da booty.
b kareful whoz booty u steel!
Half pirate. Half...Wonder Woman? I smell years of therapy.
hmmm.. ai didn't need any therapy...
Yarr... I just be wantin' to sniff yer booty...
u don't seem 2 rilly noes wat ur doing...
you to yung da movies rated arg!
and it's scary!!
Me, I'm dishonest, and A dishonest man you can always Trust to be dishonest. Honestly. ^-^
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