Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So ye 'n ye sea goggie monster better celebrate together! Enjoy yer pillaging!

Arggggghhhh! mateys!

yu'll b srry u eber nuetrd meh!

Aarg, Matey! We shall find da booty.

b kareful whoz booty u steel!

Half pirate. Half...Wonder Woman? I smell years of therapy.

hmmm.. ai didn't need any therapy...

Yarr... I just be wantin' to sniff yer booty...

u don't seem 2 rilly noes wat ur doing...

you to yung da movies rated arg!

and it's scary!!

Me, I'm dishonest, and A dishonest man you can always Trust to be dishonest. Honestly. ^-^