THIS IS WHY I WANTED A BOY OWNER.
but gurlz r teh bestest!
They can't see me I'm just a flower.
ur gettin bettr at dis kamoflage thingy!
No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.
dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!
Dog Flower: Sniff it and get licked.
ur doin a prety gud job ob bein a flower!
Stop and eat Flower, the Cat says... Tastes just like Ribeye, the Cat says... I hate the Cat!
ai needs moar fibur in mai diet...
I had whole bouqet for yew But I eated them......
guess wherez ai got dem frum!
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