Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!
Because just getting drunk or high isn't enough on its own.
In my house this is accurate.
When I drink wine in the park, I demand that the wine be made especially to be enjoyed in a park.
Thank goodness this didn't exist when I was 15. The neighborhood would've been in a world of pain.
Don't drink too much before you venture into the fire swamp or you might stumble to your death.
I'm not quite as old as Betty, but I can still appreciate the health benefits of wine.