Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.
I'd rather watch this dough than a belly dancer's belly rolls any day. Dance, pizza, dance!
I think the pizza dude is hitting on me. This has got to stop, the pepperoni isn't evenly distributed.
There's something sad about a personal sized pizza shaped like the Superman insignia. Lol jk, who wants to share pizza with a nerd?
Do you think the Mach 5 of sandwiches is a panini?
This is how I feel on the days where I cheat on my low carb diet.
What's got two thumbs and loves to party?
I need to double the calories in this snack, pronto!