Look Gran, we all have long-held resentments, but it's time to move on.
Sweat it out cookies, you'll be delicious for swimsuit season.
Who needs a baking sheet? You do, evidently.
When I woke up someone had replaced my pizza with this rock? How did that happen?
I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.
Faster faster faster! You can do it!
Just make sure everything cools down before you climb in there.