Don't eat me! I just woke up!
AKA the Necronom-nom-nomicon
You never know when or where it will happen but one day, one day soon, the chicken people will take over.
Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!
Before you eat me, can I tell you about my family? They'd really miss me, I'm the sole breadwinner see... CHOMP
Well aren't you pleased with yourself?
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like my baking when I'm angry.
Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?