A delivery he'll never forget.
I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!
So wait, do you put the cereal in the toaster or is the cereal a bunch of little toasters?
Best enjoyed with pain and suffering.
Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?
That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!
It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?
Moar movin' pitchers!