There is literally nothing you can't make from a frozen pizza.
Brings Dilbert cookies to office. No one wants them. Eat whole platter alone at desk.
The only part I care about is coffee goes in, I get buzzed, I crash, I need more coffee.
I'm not especially keen on a dog shake, but when it promises such adventure how can I say no?
Just give me the meat and no one gets beat.
Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!
Do you also lick your finger and clean the last bits of flavor dust out of the bag? No, me neither.
I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.