So absorbent! So fizzy!
Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!
Dude, I'm gonna do so much coke this weekend. It's gonna be insane.
The coke drips out in perfect liquid cubes.
When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?
He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!
You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.
So now I'm sitting in traffic being forced to endure corporate advertising like a prisoner. At least now I have something to pee into.