My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?
Come to the charred side.
Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.
Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
I missed the boys and their heart attacks. Glad you're back, Muscles Glasses!
There are a lot of tough choices when your face is made of cheese.
Hey man, some guy is the same dude who picks our president so let's give him a little respect!