I see the ants have amassed for the carapace cleaning. Will you beat them to it?
There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!
The new flavor from Kool-Aid: Redrum. Just add booze and psychosis.
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
I will cut off a pancake man's hand to get at an Eggo.
Do you have scurvy and an iron deficiency? This orange flavored, totally-real-I-swear blood beverage has you covered.
What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.
Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!