Oh god, eat it quick!
It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.
Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.
I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!
I'd like my lemonade with a side of nightmares please.
It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit!
Big Ronald is watching you.
What oh what to give your dead eyed children for an after school snack?