That's no way to behave when you're the butt of every joke!
The submitter nailed it with this description: "These bananas could use some CHEERios!"
It may not be the tastiest tomato of the year but it's got it where it counts.
I could probably still taste a little cheese in that cardboard.
He's such a martyr, sealed in plastic without a single breath and still smiling.
Aw, you guys shouldn't have! I know I'm a great bdogger, but A+?! It's an honor I can hardly accept.
The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.
I dunno, you don't have to eat me, like, right NOW do you? I'm sure there are other things you could be doing.