You've always dreamed of owning a gorilla house, admit it! Dreams DO come true!
Okay, so a giant doll house is essentially just a house. But look! A whole wall is missing! Neat!
It's a one-roofed, one-porched squatty purple people eater.
Great for flood zones, awful for arachnophobes.
Living here, you'll never want to move. It would take forever anyway.
Spectacular views, high risk of fatal cardiovascular events.
Is it weird that the floor tom is my favorite musical instrument? I love that nice flat boom. If I were a giant, I'd smack on this house with a tree hoping it made the same sound.
Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.