Living in a serious earthquake zone, I'm very tempted by this safety door.
Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Absinthe Alchemy and Adventure.
When you've got a rustic door and just the right color-coordinated books hanging about, it's time to get crafty.
This is why it's a good idea to always read signs on doors. Just to be careful.
Tim Gunn would be proud of such an elegant workaround.