sports

TOUCHDOWN!!! Wait, am I doing this right?

The RIGHT endzone!

The squee flotilla stays in close formation.

SOCCER Two balls down, One to go

These guys never run out of balls.

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.

And I was like .... NINJA PLEASE!

It's okay! I'm here now.

Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!

Tubby click click!

U mad, bro?

Yeah buddy! That's how ya do it,Dwayne Wade!

And not a single puck was given that day.

Norway is out of butter Now i won't get my christmas cookies

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!