soccer

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Foul! Foul!

You were right about the size of this pimple

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

i got the weirdest boner right now

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

FOWL BALL!!