soccer

Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

JimJimmerson JimJimmerson
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A Sport Is Born

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I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

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mellifluous1991 mellifluous1991
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I'm Gunna Pop It

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You were right about the size of this pimple

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heyman heyman
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Olé!

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Rei_Yagami Rei_Yagami
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You're Gorgeous, Darling!

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I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

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EierKoekNL EierKoekNL
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I've Had Weirder

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i got the weirdest boner right now

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chemachema100 chemachema100
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Jeez, What a Baby...

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AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

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rankine rankine
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It Looks Good, But Does It Help Us Score?

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Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

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ParanoidPenguin ParanoidPenguin
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All That Ass-Patting Takes a Toll

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MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

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blondeguy blondeguy
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~*~FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS~*~

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they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

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mariska0130 mariska0130
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The Team Really Laid an Egg

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FOWL BALL!!

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Evilclone13 Evilclone13
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Can't It Wait 'Til You Hit the Locker Room?

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Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

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Animal Comedy Animal Comedy
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But, that's Great Aunt Helga!

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In old country if you can kick it, it football

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Animal Comedy Animal Comedy
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It's Not Soccer, It's Trunkball

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sixonefive72 sixonefive72
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Ref Must Be Blind

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Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

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Desilee Desilee
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Aren't You Tired of That Joke Yet?

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Foul! Foul!

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Greenbean22 Greenbean22
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So Fresh 'N So Clean!

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i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

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