soccer

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

In old country if you can kick it, it football

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

i got the weirdest boner right now

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

FOWL BALL!!

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

You were right about the size of this pimple

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!