soccer

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

FOWL BALL!!

i got the weirdest boner right now

Foul! Foul!

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

You were right about the size of this pimple

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

In old country if you can kick it, it football

AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!