I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty
Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
In old country if you can kick it, it football
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Kick it in again And I'll eat you.
You were right about the size of this pimple
I shall give birth to soccer!
Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!
i need a shower tank you
Scissor-me-timbers . . .
AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN