soccer

I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Foul! Foul!

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

In old country if you can kick it, it football

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

FOWL BALL!!

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty