soccer

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

Foul! Foul!

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

In old country if you can kick it, it football

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

You were right about the size of this pimple

I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

AND DON'T EVER TAKE MY BALL AGAIN

i got the weirdest boner right now