snake

Definitely Marriage Material

HOW TO MAKE IT SO YOUR WIFE'S MOM NEVER COMES OVER AGAIN.

Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.

(Betty White, Slash)

Well of COURSE I'm in the grass! I'm a Grass Snake for goodness sake!

DONT EAT THAT PRETZEL!

Sunshine, Rainbows and WHOA thats not a lollipop

When chocolate, flowers and diamonds won't doTrained Pythons can say, I LOVE YOU

I's a snake, see??? SSSSSSSSS