singers

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

CATWOMAN the musical

(Katy Perry)

I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.

(Justin Bieber)

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.

(Chris Brown)

Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!

(Lady Gaga)

You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!

(Britney Spears)

WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

Doesn't Matter Had Sex

(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)

All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.

look!! we're twinz!

(Britney Spears)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!