singers

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

look!! we're twinz!

(Britney Spears)

Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!

(Lady Gaga)

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.

(Justin Bieber)

Doesn't Matter Had Sex

(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)

WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!

(Britney Spears)

CATWOMAN the musical

(Katy Perry)

Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.

(Chris Brown)

All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.