Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.
Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!
You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)
(Britney Spears, *N Sync)
Doesn't Matter Had Sex
(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)
All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.
look!! we're twinz!
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!