singers

CATWOMAN the musical

(Katy Perry)

Doesn't Matter Had Sex

(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)

I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.

(Justin Bieber)

Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.

(Chris Brown)

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

look!! we're twinz!

(Britney Spears)

Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!

(Lady Gaga)

All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!

(Britney Spears)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!