singers

I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.

(Justin Bieber)

CATWOMAN the musical

(Katy Perry)

Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!

(Lady Gaga)

You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!

(Britney Spears)

look!! we're twinz!

(Britney Spears)

Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.

(Chris Brown)

All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

Doesn't Matter Had Sex

(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)

WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)

(Britney Spears, *N Sync)

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)