Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.
I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.
look!! we're twinz!
I think he called it a giant cup of shut the F### up.
You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!
WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)
(Britney Spears, *N Sync)
Doesn't Matter Had Sex
(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)