Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!
(Lady Gaga)
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
(Chad Kroeger)
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
(Grace Jones)
Crest White Strips. I haz an addikshun.
(Chris Brown)
All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.
You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!
(Britney Spears)
WHAT THEY'RE DOING TODAY Watching reruns of "Matchlock" all day Watching videos of himself circa 2000 all day A lot of women A lot of men Biding time til next 6 month marriage and child Everything but infomercials (so far)
(Britney Spears, *N Sync)
Doesn't Matter Had Sex
(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)