sesame street is on? not bad.
I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER
Elmo says how many things beginning with "B" can you find in your house?
Heh, heh. THAT TICKLES! Un-original bastard.
(Jason Bateman, Elmo)
TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ANOTHER FORM OF CONTRACEPTION... ...THE SPONGE!
I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going