Heh, heh. THAT TICKLES! Un-original bastard.
(Jason Bateman, Elmo)
I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going
Elmo says how many things beginning with "B" can you find in your house?
TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ANOTHER FORM OF CONTRACEPTION... ...THE SPONGE!
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER
sesame street is on? not bad.
I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE