random woman

Scissoring You're doing it right.

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A HELICOPTER

Dance like no one is watching.

I F**CKING LOVE BAKING

PLAYBOY they've lowered their standards

Because shots take too long.

So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...

You need a HUG i can tell

~~brb dying along with cats~~