p33n

My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today

THE OLD WEST Where men were men And women were men which led to a lot of angry surprises in the brothels

So I said to him is that millimeters or inches?

(Oprah Winfrey)

I HOPE THE GIRLS NOTICE MY NEW SCARF

Ok put it in It is in Really?

No, it's my sonic screwdriver, but I AM glad to see you!

(Matt Smith)

CARS For when your penis just isn't big enough

How big is yours?