money

LOL Money!

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)