money

I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead. TACOS.

Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

Oh Look! A Penny!

Why do they think we're so wise? They should see how much I spend on therapy...

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

I savded my moneyz To buys dis car

Damn! Twenty bucks for that pedi and one's already chipped!

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

CAN I HAZ TWO DOLLARS FUR DA METRO PLEAZE?

We're running low on champagne. Looks like we'll need another bail out. LOL!

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.