money

Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

Oh Look! A Penny!

NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

Why do they think we're so wise? They should see how much I spend on therapy...

One of us is seriously lost!

FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK

(Samuel L. Jackson)

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

I savded my moneyz To buys dis car