money

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck

Oh Look! A Penny!

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!

Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK

(Samuel L. Jackson)

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead. TACOS.