money

CAN I HAZ TWO DOLLARS FUR DA METRO PLEAZE?

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

Why do they think we're so wise? They should see how much I spend on therapy...

FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK

(Samuel L. Jackson)

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

One of us is seriously lost!

NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?