money

I savded my moneyz To buys dis car

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

Damn! Twenty bucks for that pedi and one's already chipped!

We're running low on champagne. Looks like we'll need another bail out. LOL!

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

Why do they think we're so wise? They should see how much I spend on therapy...

Korporate fat kat Wantz your monies

I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER

(Ke$ha)

FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK

(Samuel L. Jackson)

LOL Money!