jail

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!

And I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

I hear the train a comin', it's rollin' 'round the bend, and I ain't seen a trash can since I don't know when.

I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT! Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? YES, HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A STROBBERY

I see what you did there.