help

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

When hairballs evolve.

Just hold my hand And everything will be ok

LIFE ALERT I've fallen and I can't get up!

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

STOP! Nobody Move! I lost my contact.

OK, so the idea was a little squirrely... just gimme a hand, will ya?

Man, F* these tiny baby arms. I should've gotten LifeAlert.

The Association For Retarded Owls Needs your help today

Here y'go, you poor furless creature. Get some real food into ya!

Ok, so she's touching me with her butt What do I do now?