The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
Just hold my hand And everything will be ok
Man, F* these tiny baby arms. I should've gotten LifeAlert.
The Association For Retarded Owls Needs your help today
Here y'go, you poor furless creature. Get some real food into ya!
Ok, so she's touching me with her butt What do I do now?