Hall of Fame

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

SMITHERS! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

DINNER! YOU CAME BACK! I MEAN, BOB, YOU CAME BACK!

THAT STEAK LOOKS GOOD, MAN. CAN'T WAIT FOR MY BOWL OF BROWN PEBBLES.

I caught it, now what

sometimes you get the bacon... ...sometimes the bacon gets you.

FSM tuched by his noodly appendage

chicks dig scars

Love is like a snowmobile, racing across the frozen tundra. Suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

It's a mouse!

hay gurl

OMG! THE WORLD'S MOVING TOO FAST!

Shaved armpits FTW!!

THE ACID JUST KICKED IN

ohhhhhhhhh!!!! burrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!