fishing

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

Hooz teh dum bass nao?

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

NON-NATIVE SPECIES QUICKLY TAKE OVER THE WATERWAYS

"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"

I swear da fish was dis big!