drink

Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

Gwaet. Owl ai dwinks et wifowt a stwaw?

qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

send me to the lady in the red dress, sir. she's my date.

i lubz rodent-friendly tech

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Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Fill 'er up Joe. I'z had one hell uv a week.

Gimme another round Its been a rough day

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

I'll make him drink.

Liquor? I hardly know her!