drink

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

Gimme another round Its been a rough day

i lubz rodent-friendly tech

qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore

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Liquor? I hardly know her!

Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.

send me to the lady in the red dress, sir. she's my date.

Fill 'er up Joe. I'z had one hell uv a week.

Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Gwaet. Owl ai dwinks et wifowt a stwaw?

I'll make him drink.

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.