Animal Comedy

cow

Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

I've Had a Couple Beers

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Effective Though

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I Will Avenge My Brethren

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Make a Splash

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Why Hasn't This Saying Caught On?

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I'd Go Down, But Ironically...

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Did Anyone Bring Theirs?

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The Cows Aren't Thrilled with Either Activity

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I Can Has World Domination?

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You Don't Want Me to Moo-ve Myself Down There

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Hey Ladies

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I Didn't Say Stop!

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Chances Are it Already Has

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We Haven't Managed to Crack Their Defenses

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Or Any Other Kind of Burger!

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That's Some Fancy Pasture You Got There

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