Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
just add one cup of squee...
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..