climbing

I'z gettin to old For tis jobz

HALP! I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!

Zen cat just keeps meditating.

climbs treez iz fun, u sed. wut culd go rong, u sed.

Gasp....Pant.... Stairs......

Letz see Kermit du dis.

WANT PIGGYBACK!!

AND WHEN I GET OUT, YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!

Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south. Everybody hop in!

And a partridge in a bear tree... What, did I get that wrong?

I hopez u don't mind me asking, but doez this, bai chance, hav a flavur?