bikini

Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though

GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY?

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

Does servicing the community count as Community Service?

(Lindsay Lohan)

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

AY YO GIRL LEMME GET A NIBBLE

Uh get the sales clerk, the bikini I just tried on is well, stuck.

Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini