bikini

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

Does servicing the community count as Community Service?

(Lindsay Lohan)

AY YO GIRL LEMME GET A NIBBLE

GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY?

Uh get the sales clerk, the bikini I just tried on is well, stuck.

Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though