bikini

Does servicing the community count as Community Service?

(Lindsay Lohan)

The lengths I go to to get that stupid rooster to notice me.

AY YO GIRL LEMME GET A NIBBLE

GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY?

Uh get the sales clerk, the bikini I just tried on is well, stuck.

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini