arguing

I'm 18, dad i can have an earring if i want.

"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

HOW U LOOK WEN U TRY TO MAKE A POINT!!

Hand puppet?!?! You think I look like a hand puppet?!?!?!

Nooo! Yew aposed tu hyde! Iz mai tern tu bee da crow-chin tygrr an' yew gotz tu be da hiddin draggin diss tym!

"Stop and ask for directions, I said. But did you listen?" "Sorry, Maude"