Bones! Aliens have turned me into a dog! You gotta help me!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!
u gotta b kareful wiff teh transporter!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I juss read teh instrukshuns for "neuter" in yur vetanary surjikal gide. I hate yu.
mebbe u can fil in fer meh dat day.