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Guy Accidentally Steals His Neighbor's Cat After Mistaking It For His Own, Hilariousness Ensues

When it comes to not knowing what your damn pet looks like, this is an absolute worst-case (comedy gold) kind of scenario. One New Zealand man found himself in a uniquely awkward situation when he had the realization that not only had he stolen his neighbor's cat, but he'd also drugged it. Let the hilarity ensue...

Guy accidentally grabs his neighbor's cat because he thinks it's his, and hilariousness ensues.
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Hamsters Are The Cutest Bartenders In The World

Imagine going to your favorite local bar only to find a hamster ready to take your order and serve your every need. This might not be a typical fantasy, but it was for one Twitter user known as Kawanabesatou. By day, Kawanabesatou oversees grave sites but in his free time, he uploads photos of his pet hamsters tending bar, serving sushi, selling tombstones, and relaxing in their hamster homes. The resulting photos are, you guessed it, adorable. Check out these adorable photos, and you too can start dreaming of a world where hamsters take your order and serve you spiked drinks.


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25 Hilarious Tweets Explaining How God Created Animals

Being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.

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20 Hilarious Daily Thoughts Of A Bear

@A_single_bear is an hilarious twitter account of a wild bear sharing his daily thoughts. As he often says, he's just "a bear," but his tweets are full of cultural references, philosophical musings and the latest in DIY innovations involving rabbit skeletons. It's so funny we can "bearly" stand it.

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