Dat outfit has no pockets for noms.
dat duznt seem bery praktiklol 2 meh...
Datz me before Jenny Craigz.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT HAS BEEN
Admit it - you were going to take a picture of this ugly floor, and just this ugly floor, until I got here.
DAT LUKS LIKE MINE
cold noms go in. warm noms come out. you can't explain that.
that's how babies are made?!
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