Yes, I did swap your Chapstick for a glue stick. I figured you wouldn't say anything about it!
considur dis paybak fer teh 'bunneh eerz insidint.'
i prefer the quilted northern. it doesn't stick to my teeth like charmin does.
Did you ever wonder if you rubbed a cat on your head, would it stick on the wall like a balloon. Yep, it works.