IF I ORDER A PIZZA WILL ANYONE SPLIT IT WITH ME?
Anneefing gud on TV tonite? Ai kinda want a nite in.
We found your pills and split them P.S. Your cat and wife are moving to Mars
datz sum gud stuff u had der!
bettur dan a elektrik wun ai guessez.
Sorry babe, I'z gotta split
togever dey are a banana split!