ahhh dont b scurred!
dis story iz jus as scurry as teh 1 bout teh boogeyman!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
plz protekt us frum teh boogeyman!!!
It was a dark and stormy night....
Aww, who am I kidding. It was sunny and the middle of the day.
But it was SCARY, kids!! VERY scary!!
Kittehs can be scary wen dey want too.
...and the little boy has been missing since...
Great, now I'll have nightmares.