Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
tell meh it iznt tru!!!
her u go! taek dis 1!
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.
sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...
Eber hab wun ob dose days wen anudder dog digs up ur bone and teh kiddy pool springs a leek?
awww dats turrible, but dun gib up!