Yesh dis is da mosht lugurous fur rug moneh can buy.
u gotta b careful wif rugs tho.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
peein' is a favbrit passtime!
If you don't talk to your cat about rugs who will?