y u gotta b so cold?

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"I STOLE A POTATO"

I only borrowed it...

well den wat did u do wiff it?

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."

sumtimez honestee iz not teh best policee.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Made you wait for biscuits on your nose? We'll get him for cruel and unusual punishment

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Is It Looking At Me? I think it is. It will pay dearly.

this is wut i get for nomming smurf

Why can't you ever talk about the times I DON'T pee on your shoes?! You never mention THOSE!